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Gantic
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The original "This Thread is Currently About" is back! Yes, it's Count to 100!

HOW TO PLAY

1. Count by ones from 1 to 100 in 100 consecutive posts according to the Core Rules.
2. Restart the count from 1 after:
a. a Moderator (or an Administrator) makes a stopping post (post without counting) if users and Knights are counting..
b. a user or Knight or Warden makes a stopping post (post without counting) if Moderators and Administrators are counting.
c. breaking a core rule, spamming, or cheating.
d. reaching 100.
3. Announce why you restart the count so other counters don't get confused.
NOTE: For the time being, Moderators are allowed to help Users count, so as long as the other rules are observed you do not need to restart the count if you see a mod count. However, if a Moderator makes a stopping post, i.e. a post without counting (not the same as a non-count post since they're technically different teams), it is considered an interruption and the count will restart.

CORE RULES

No mistakes. A count must start from 1 and increase by ones up to 100, save for exceptions noted.
No double-counting. No counter may count two consecutive numbers.
No back-to-back counting. No two counters may alternate for more than three consecutive numbers.
Okay: P1 P2 P1 P3
Not Okay: P1 P2 P1 P2
Okay: P1 P2 reset P1 P2
No editing. No counter may edit their post. If an edit tag shows on a count, the attempt is forfeit.

ADDiTiONAL RULES

No "spamming". Please don't post only the number and please don't post gibberish, either.
Multiple one- or two-word counts may also disqualify a count.
No "cheating". This shouldn't need to be said. Counting to 100 doesn't count if you cheat.
This is an exercise in teamwork, not rule bending.
No "spoiling". Don't mess with the count. Posts should start with the correct number.
Posts with no numbers should be ignored. See also: No non-counts.
Posts with intentional mistakes should be ignored.
No "spilping". If this is your first post in this thread, please post "I'm new and here to count to 100!"
No non-counts. No counter may post without a counting number or make a post without bolding that number if that counting number is not at the start of the post.

COMPLETE SET OF RULES
Please refer to the complete set of rules for additional information and examples of what is valid or invalid.
DiSCUSSiON THREAD
Please also check out the discussion thread for new gameplay or rule proposals or general discussion on the gameplay and rules of "Count to 100".

END GAME

Once you reach 100, you start this Sisyphean task all over again back at 1. Users should notify the Commissioner of the Count (HahiHa) that the count reached 100 and the Commissioner will review it to make sure there were no mistakes or cheating. If there were no mistakes or cheating, then the users who took part in the successful count to 100 will get a shiny new Quest!

SCOREBOARD

bold = counted 100, italics = previous winning participant, [#] = # of total wins, (#) = # of times counted 100
FULL SCOREBOARD

MODS - 2 WINS
Highest Count: 15!
1. 9! - 3865 (2533) pages / 286 days, Feb 13, '15 at 5:49pm, 3 users, 6 minutes.
Gantic, Ferret, weirdlike
Note: Earned by handicap.

2. 14! - 2135 pages / 937 days, Sep 08, '17 at 1:25pm, 3 users, 6 mins.
Moegreche, nichodemus, UnleashedUponMankind
Note: Earned by handicap.

USERS - 54 WINS
1. 100! - 537 (355) pages / 94 days, Aug 6, '14 at 9:28pm, 16 users, 14 hrs 33 mins.
apldeap123, Azywng, Crickster, Chryosten (as Darkfire45), Darktroop07, evilsweetblock, JACKinbigletters, kalkanadam, Loop_Stratos, MPH_Complexity, Omegap12, Patrick2011, R2D21999, Snag618, Tactical_Fish, Voyage2

LAST TWO WINS

53. 100! - January 08, '26, 11 users, 106 days
ShadowCloak1 [2], rida2012 [2], ismael6 [3], Widestsinger (1)[8], iliketrainsandtables, sciller45 (6)[20], HalRazor [7], SirLegendary (2)[25], TheMostManlyMan (1)[17], Unbl, nichodemus (2)[10]

54. 100! - April 26, '26, 12 users, 102 days
ShadowCloak1 (1)[3], sciller45 (6)[21], Widestsinger (1)[9], SirLegendary (2)[26], ismael6 [4], rida2012 [3], TheMostManlyMan (1)[18], HalRazor [8], Majestic_Fish (2)[15], Greg7077 [2], PHLHimself [2], Unbl [2]

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SylphieLeafy
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33. @PLGuy I'm halfway there so might have to get used to calling you all humans :P I guess I am an elven princess <3 Just have to wait till I get my own physical and spiritual body only I can be perfect~

PLGuy
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34.

I'm halfway there so might have to get used to calling you all humans :P

@AmyClyne Oh, we will survive thaaat… Clunky, lumbering humans will beat you with arrogance anyhow ;-) And you just stahp there, you Elves are perfect and no need to boast ‘bout that :-P

@Majestic_Fish I only really did when I was a kid. Now all I wait for is “Home Alone” 1 and 2! >< Aren't those number 1 Xmas movies everywhere? I wish you to enjoy your stay there!

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34. @Majestic_Fish you make me sad . But merry Christmas to everyone!

sciller45
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35. Three things to say:
1. Merry christmas? It's not even Christmas eve!
2. Why say "You make me sad" When you can say:
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.co%2Fimages%2F1c70e6ca4a8b450adf4df28484a683c8%2Fraw&f=1

Boom. Points for gif and gold star for Monty Python.
3. This is a serbian biology textbook. Notice anything weird about the handsome, mustached man?
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F37.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_lvhxw7FL4S1r2igm4o1_1280.jpg&f=1

Oh, and 1

Majestic_Fish
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2. I don't find anything strange in this handsome mustached man. Monty python is still the best.

Yellowcat
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3. Christmas isn't for two days, you silly humans. Us cats know how and when to celebrate it properly!

PLGuy
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4. @sciller45 I know right? The hair totally ruins his visage. !ermahgerd! One could think that Nicolas Cage has a better style.

@Majestic_Fish will you at least make it to watch “Home Alone” on Xmas?

@dragonmaster10902 Ninjad, thanks and merry Xmas. You had to be first with them wishes. I can never be first aaarrghhh

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5. Honestly been so long since I watched "Home Alone" that I barely remember the plot.

PLGuy
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6. @Majestic_Fish NP, I'll tell ya. There was Kevin and... well, that may be because there was no plot.

Christmas isn't for two days, you silly humans. Us cats know how and when to celebrate it properly!

Just say already you, Cats, know everything better. And you're better at anything. So as Elves, Vampires, Werewolves and whatnot. Are humans a "lesser race"?

SylphieLeafy
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7. @PLGuy Yes! They usually paints us as enemies and turn us into fighting targets and invade our lands. Sometimes they won't let us live in peace and simply declare war just so they could get the resources in our lands. Silly humans and their greed makes us no choice but to think of them as "lesser race".

sciller45
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8. No plot? I'm disappointed PLGuy. But let me try to retell it in a few sentences.

McCalister family is getting ready to go to Paris. While they're getting ready, a policeman checks up on them. Seeing as everything's fine, he smiles revealing a golden tooth. The pizza comes and everyone eats pizza. Kevin's brother Buzz ends up eating all of Kevin's pizza and pretends to throw up. So Kevin pushes his brother, causing a chain reaction that leads to some soda being spilled on uncle Frank's lap. Of course, this causes the whole family to freak the hell out. "You're worthless" "You won't amount to anything" "Nobody will ever love you". You know, the average Christmas family reunion. As a punishment, he sleeps in the attic. "I wish that my family would disappear".

Unfortunately, during a storm the power lines are cut off and the family misses their alarm. *cue 90s sped up scene* Then, being responsible, they leave an 8 year old behind. Kevin is overjoyed by his newfound freedom. *freedom montage* *ha-ha aftershave burns*. He also steals a toothbrush and is terrified by an old man he thinks is a serial murderer (Who later turns out to be a good guy).

Oh, and there's also an hour of build-up, finalizing with the formation of his battle plan. *half-hour of slapstick. The fake policeman-criminal loses his tooth.*
Kevin:"I'm gonna call the police, catch me if you can!"
Harry:"Let's go the other way around for once"
Kevin:"Oh, no, how could they have gone around my foolproof plan?"
*Old man probably murders two people with a shovel. How ironic*

"I wish my mom were here"
"Mom? Are you here?"

Yay, hugs and warm feelings. End of movie. Frank goes unpunished, so that's a negative.

kalisenpai
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9. I've never watched Home Alone, to be honest...

PLGuy
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10. @AmyClyne humans have need of those resources, which go to waste under your holy groves. Without any control over the nature, we are susceptible. We can’t let our families freeze and starve and by invading your abundant lands, we choose the lesser evil. And when we invade, we do take more than we need to survive but you wrongly interpret that as greed. Relics of the times of legends and magic, living for millennia in harmony with the nature, you Elves do not understand the significance of progress. Your lives flow slowly, you feel as if there’s enough time for everything and no need to speed up any process.

And we, humans, live shy of a century, thus it is in our nature to rush through life with a rocket speed and unfading enthusiasm. We have to reproduce waaay faster…

*one of the Elven Royal Guards interrupts* *ahem* Your Brilliance, of course human meant bathing in the divine water on Midsummer’s night, singing the Song of Nature with the significant other to bequeath the Wonder of Life to an offspring.

Yeees, that I did… Racking up new inventions, amassing power and resources, conquering lands and securing future generations? These are all but excuses to occupy mind and body, to forget for this short moment called human’s life about inevitably approaching death.

@sciller45 I knew that a Kevin psycho-fan will react. Funny thing that if you’ll change a few words in your recap, it will match Home Alone 2. I tried to avoid spoilers, but I am also surprised that someone could not watch it XD Maybe it's not so popular in Spain @kalisenpai?

BTW, have you guys seen “Home Alone Again”? Kevin is 38 and they still keep forgetting about him. :-P

SylphieLeafy
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11. @PLGuy What I have observed on a distant world inhabited with only humans and animals, it was horrendous. The lands are stripped clean of plants, the humans breed like rabbits, some of them even poison the world they live in!
These observations are a shocker, all because the lack of control to prevent mankind from getting things they already have sufficient of. For all these kinds of offense towards nature, I simply cannot tolerate.

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Side notes: I need 683 points to rank up now.. closer to the top but harder to climb. And this conversation sounds like a debate or some sort xD

kalisenpai
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12. @PLGuy everybody knows that movie, I think... I've just never been interested in watching it XD

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