Here's how this works... I will post a situation, for instance... Your tied to a chair and being held hostage. Then, this is where you come in, you post how you get OUT of the situation. Multiple people will post their ways to get out of the Sticky Situation. Then, after some people have posted I will post a note saying WHO got out of the situation with their brains, and who didn't. If you didn't get it, there isn't a problem, if you did... Good job! After I list the winners and losers, I will post another sticky situation that you have to get out of...
Rules: You do NOT post the situations, I do NO spamming NO swearing NO use of situations that is impossible ("I drive an F-16 out of the building" and NO purposely bad posts to ruin the forum
STARTING SITUATION: You decide to cash some cheques at the bank, unfortuanetly, while your there 5 people wearing ski masks come in to rob the place. Important Details: 1: Security guard was knocked out and his Pistol is still attached to his belt. 2: Robbers have Knives and Uzis (30 Bullets, 3 spare clips) 3: You have pepper spray in your jacket 4: You are on the ground and they are watching for movements 5: You are close to an island table 6: SWAT team is outside trying to negotiate and CANNOT aid you... yet...
Open the door slam it in her face then duck behind her and slam the grass clippers through her head, shooting her multiple times in the head. Then me and my ghostly girlfriend escape down the road.
I like the version where vampires make zombies. If a person who is bitten by a vamp doesn't sell their soul and become one of the damned then they are just animated corpses.
Anyway, I shoot the little girl repeatedly in the face until I run out of ammo, which I don't so I shoot for a very long time. When her head comes off I use the grass clippers (who uses clippers on grass anyway?) to take care of her remaining apendages. I then beat her remaining torso with my most important weapon, my bravery. Jumping on her like a trampoline I realize more zombies are probably coming to eat my brains so I run back into the house where I am close to the interdimensional hole where I store my literally unlimited ammo.
I would shoot her with the pistol until she die and to make sure there is no infectious bits left I'll use the clippers to chop it in to bits and using rubber gloves put it in a garbage bag a throw it in the city trash cans. and lock my doors so she can't come back
Losers: dellis99 thethewhat-SPAM Koochman21 NEW SITUATION: Situation Title:ZoMbIeLaNd PART B
Many of you survived, but, when you disposed of the remains of the girl guide zombie it infected the ENIRE CITY! Now you, and you bonus fighter: Frank Mc'Bob have to get to the nearest safe-zone ten blocks away.
ARSENAL: You both have shotguns Unlimited Ammo! # OF ZOMBIES: 1500 DIFFICULTY: 3/10
Important details: 1. Zombies Infect people by biting them (same old, same old...)
i would make a shelter and kill any zombies who find us, move from house to house and setup some more fortifications. it would be a slow process but much safer than just running like hell to the safe zone. Just like in Last Stand 1/2.
I would tell my mate to cover our back and then i'll cover the front and flanks. We also try to cover as much as we can of our body with our clothes so we dont get biten. Then we simply walk over to the safe zone
Since I still have my trusty unlimited ammo me and my bonus fighter shoot constantly as we calmly walk the ten blocks to the safe zone. This kills in addition to zombies, squirrels, rats, chipmunks, birds, and one puppy.
I get in my car, drive to the petrol station while Mcbob fires both shotguns. When we arrive, we make dozens of molotov coktails, keeping the zombies at bay with the shotguns. We also stock up on petrol, food, matches, and water, then drive to the safe zone, blasting constantly.
