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I eat rats.

Go trick people to eat fruit from the forbidden tree of knowledge!

Some of these threads are painful to look at or read...

I would not be a snake so what's the problem?

I would turn back into a human, because I like what I am...

I'd slide around and go 'ssssssSSSSSSsssSsSSSs' at people.

Well, more than I already do.

Bite people. Cause deaths and whatnot.

I'd contemplate questions like

"how did the rock I'm laying on get here?", "where is my next meal?", and "what's the meaning of life?"

I'd contemplate questions like

"how did the rock I'm laying on get here?", "where is my next meal?", and "what's the meaning of life?"

Eat and sleep under a rock until I got cold then tan

Well, more than I already do.

eat a pie.

i woild poop on ppls hands when they tried to pick me up xD

If i were a King Cobra I would go around and bite people, then wait for thei demise but if I was a Garden Snake then i would just go around and........ do nothing.

Try not to get eatin me Bear Grylls