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Zealots. Lots and lots of Zealots.

kitty sniper! 400/1000 hp
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/sniper-cat.jpg
defences: marine 150/150
marine 150/150
marine 150/150
marine 150/150
marine 150/150
resistances: mice
weaknesses: to be discovered

obscure:400 dmg
david:doggy gets sniped before he can shoot
xayay:200 dmg

kitty hires 5 marines to defend it

i make a traphole with spears on the ground, cover it and put snipercat-catnip (only snipercats eat this catnip) on the top of the traphole. i wear a bullet proof jacket and a bullet proof helmet and i call the police: here oficer xAyjAy. there is a sniper terrorist in a building. he hired 5 marines and he shoot on innocent people.

I wrap a nuke in a ball of yarn and give it to the kitty. Nuf Said...

I throw 10 bombs at the marine.

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! BLAAaAAAaAAaAAaaAaAAAARGh!

the ultermit destorying machine has come to this thread
Brooo's blimp
BB:100,000,000,000 HP
Description: my new vrsion of my blimp thats 10k long
Protection:none (yet
Weakness: has to be discoverd
Immunities:zombies,bullets,bomb(nukes),fire,lighting,will
Weapons:40 miniguns 7 heat seeker missle lurnchers 12 twin energy guns 8 mine dropers 30 smart rocket lurnchers 10 big huge torpedo lurnchers

oh fricken wow

i go away for 3 days and kitty gets the overkill treatment...

next... sc2 mothership 2000/2000 shields 500/500

protections: pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50

immunities: all melee attackers(for protection as well)
weaknesses:to be discovered

I let Capt. Kirk and the Enterprice from Star Trek attack.

i get gely from ge.ne.sis to use trigger happy and armor crusher on all the ships.

i use a star destroyer from star wars to attack the ships.

i cover the ship in longnip (the only type of catnip long cat will eat) 'nuff said

sc2 mothership 2000/2000 shields 500/500 energy 900/100(what it needs for black hole and w/e) http://ui12.gamespot.com/651/mothership_2.png
protections: pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
pheonix 500/500hp shields 50/50
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starcraft/images/3/3d/Phoenix_SC2_Rend1.jpg
immunities: all melee attackers(for protection as well)
weaknesses:to be discovered

all aireal attackers get sucked into a black hole that the mothership created, and all survivers were shot by pheonixes
fail: cat gets shot

k u know wat? i only show pics only now k? they are pissing me off

Brooo's blimp
BB:100,000,000,000 HP
Description: my new vrsion of my blimp thats 10k long
Protection:none (yet
Weakness: has to be discoverd
Immunities:zombies,bullets,bomb(nukes),fire,lighting,will
Weapons:40 miniguns 7 heat seeker missle lurnchers 12 twin energy guns 8 mine dropers 30 smart rocket lurnchers 10 big huge torpedo lurnchers
well i shoot thoses thing once and for all
1 500meter torpedo lunched as well