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Saving123
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Well I guess the title says it all, I was just wondering who ya'll thought were the most active 'forumers' in this part of the AG forum. Opinions, that what this Forum is going to be, pure opinions, and yes you can say 'Me'.

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nevetsthereaper
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sheep,here in southern oregon-usa, its redneck ville!! and i hear-tell that cowboy boots are for slipping the back legs of sheep into them, and you know the rest.

EnterOrion
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Montana, where men are men and sheep have their own r*pe crisis hotline.

knight_34
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Montana. I once knew someone named Montana, once.

Anyway, time for me to eat some fish n' chips.

Avorne
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It's the Welsh you wanna watch for sheep-shagging. They were the 'original' sheep-shaggers and they could outshag any NZer.

knight_34
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Don't worry, we've got slightly more people here and many more sheep. That amounts to much more sheep shagging.

jezz
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It's the Welsh you wanna watch for sheep-shagging. They were the 'original' sheep-shaggers and they could outshag any NZer.

No, that's what I used to think. Until I met New Zealand.
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When one shags a sheep, it is a magical thing that is generally mocked my their more civilized cousins the Australians. Basically, they rape a sheep to unleash the magical energies of that sheep into the world, and for the most part it actually works - sheep rape is usually on the rise, of course, but more magic then ever has been released into eh Kiwi bloodline.

I'm just trolling. It's more or less a running joke that was probably started by two random guys and made it's way into culture.

Paradoxymoron
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Re current thread title a joke I heard a while back:

New Zealand. Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

aknerd
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Shagging sheep...

So that's where sheeple come from, eh?

And here I was blaming Fox news for something interspecies erotica caused.

nevetsthereaper
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sheople, awesomeness. sheep are like the best of both worlds, warm, juicy in the middle, and yet, they have the same kind of carpeting that my seat covers do, i just love feeling the power under my bum when i drive, so yeah. reminds me of that, why do men love a woman in leather, because she smells just like a new car.....

Paradoxymoron
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Does noone care there are also shagging sheep in Ireland? there are probably more sheep in Ireland then NZ....


That may be so, but the ratio of sheep to people in NZ is definitely higher in NZ. 4:1 I think.
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I am the Walrus.....AKOO-KOOCHU-AKOO-KOO-KACHU

Kyouzou
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The NZ people excel at sheep screwing just ask Knight

aknerd
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The NZ people excel at sheep screwing just ask Knight


It's the national pastime. Well, that and fighting Orcs.

But really, even members of NZ parliament are into sheep shagging:

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(not that explicit, just a newspaper article)
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Wow who ever revived this thread i thank you! Australians love to rip on NZ for there sheep scandels.

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