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Yes, the banhammer does kill trolls. The spamhammer on the other hand makes them annoyed.

the only thing capable of killing a troll is a banhammer to the balls.

'annoys them' would be the correct usage.


*cough* That never happened.

Alright alright. LOVE! to weaken the troll then banhammer to the balls to finish them.

Meh, straight up banhammer works just as well, for in the interwebz the banhammer is the most powerful weapon known to mankind.

Meh, straight up banhammer works just as well, for in the interwebz the banhammer is the most powerful weapon known to mankind.

But LOVE! is a good weapon to use as well for when there are no mods available. At least to drive them off.

LOVE! does seem to be a good weapon against trolls, I admit. But, what if, hypothetically speaking, a troll took a spamhammer and a banhammer to the balls? Would that equal complete destruction?

When the two are combined, the troll will be annihilated beyond recovery.

Here is the official definition of the Spanhammer:

Bruce Lee. On steroids.

Here is the official definition of the Spanhammer:

Chuck Lee. On steroids. With a space railgun. And Love!

Bruce Lee makes Chuck Norris look like a little girl crying for her mommy. Also Bruce Lee is second to god itself, railguns not necessary. I'll grant you the LOVE! thing though.

The And Love! part probably wasn't necessary, based on the fact it was Bruce Lee. Who is Chuck Lee?

I can't explain how Chuck Lee came into this world and keep it pg13 at the same time. Sorry.

Chuck Lee is what you get when you fuse Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. It cant happen in this universe due to the Norris-Lee Paradox. Also railguns in space are always necessary and Love! is the greatest weapon evah.

That fusion is impossible, as Bruce Lee is so much more genetically awesome than Norris.