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Wafflesquad
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Post random/hilarious phrases or scenarios here. Please don't use obscene or inappropriate language. Here's a start:
...the future of the mayonnaise industry
...under siege by angry penguins
...hypnotized a rooster
...hunted down my renegade clowns in the Mojave Desert
etc.

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Drink
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Drink
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well..not many people find these hilarious other then my close friends and myself
"IMMM AWEEEESOMMEEE"
"mcfinigin blubber brent"
"honey mustard chicken turkey"
"DAR ELAR"

delossantosj
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Nomad

dude take this peguin
F you you Fing F
watch your Fing language
....hold on..... BLLEEEEEEEHHHHH

iMogwai
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Peasant

I came up with a way to describe myself a while back which I find pretty funny. Might just be me though.

I'm never serious. I'm not a serious person. Seriously.

thebluerabbit
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Farmer

its better to stay quiet and make people think your stupid then to talk and prove it XD

phsycomonkey
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phsycomonkey
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Friends are like Potatoes... If you eat them, they die. :P -phsycomonkey

Kylelolcat
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Nomad

Here's a few...

What the French Toast?

Quick! Get the tranquilizers!

I don't really use catchphrases. I just find something to quip about and quip with hilarious results.

Ghgt99
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But my tree only hit the car in self-defence!

Fat kids are harder to kidnap.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

Weâre all gonna die, but I have a helmet.

Its better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Two muffins are chilling in an oven. The one muffin screams, âOh my gosh, we are in an oven!â The second muffin replied, âHoly cow, a talking muffin!â

Hypermnestra
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Hypermnestra
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"Holy sweet Meira, wife of Jarlsberg, mother of Cheesus Crust!" is my personal favorite expletive phrase. xP

Wafflesquad
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Wafflesquad
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Peasant

Here's another one:

How do you accidentally kick someone down three flights of stairs?!

WH101
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WH101
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Nomad

My favorite.... of ALL TIME is...

Ballz to you!!!

"oh... ballz to me... I get it...."

Maverick4
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-NEVER do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

-Ninja Squirrels! If you don't believe me, just wait...

-Silence is golden; Ducktape is silver.

-JUST KEEP SWIMMING! KEEP SWIMMING! *scream*

tangramfool
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-The little green man told me to.

Efan
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Efan
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Put down the money of mass destruction!- me.

I got you, diagonally!- Adam West as Adam West.

Will you kids shudup! What's that? I think it's the guy in the basement! If you don't be qiet he'll heeeaaarr you >.- Can't remember.

Lets all play the silence game!- My Dad ten years ago.

Don't make me set my turtle ona you! -Me

SuperRaven
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128 posts
Nomad

give a man a fish, he will swim for a day, teach a man to swim, and you will feed him for a lifetime

darkrai097
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Silence is golden; Ducktape is silver.

That is hilarious. Now my quotes:
Caution is for people who don't like pain.
A cooked fish late is better than a raw fish early. (This is only funny if you know how I made it; I used it as an excuse for a late book report in grade 6, and my friends thought it was funny.)
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