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Billy Mayes...

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EGPHANTIOUSBERT
OKAY, THERE, IF YOU DONT HAVE THE NNAME EGPHANTIOUSBERT (Egg-fan-tee-us-bur-t) YOU ARE NOT COOL!

Spencer.

Anybody who knows me should know why.

But it just sounds dignified, friendly, and approachable.

I wouldn't name my kid Spencer because... ah, someone who knows me will point it out.

Haywod Jablomi
Harry Balsac
Gaylord Facker
Anita Hoare
Gabe Asher
Jena Talia
Ophelia Teats
Pat McRotch
and who could ever forget the classic
Marie Wanna

I think... MARIO! Or probably Barney... Nah, I'll just name my kid Riou or something...

How about this one Gloria Stittis.

Jimmy-Bob-Billy-John-Billy is definitely the coolest name out there