“If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”
-Zoolander
“This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what? You got knocked up.”
-Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.”
-The Devil Wears Prada
Don't you know, you fool, that Serbs are the first of all nations. While Germany, Britain, America ate the swine with their hands, we, in our royal palaces, ate it with a fork! Poke, poke, with a fork, while German with his hands, I **** in his mouth!
"Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
