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"And don't call me Shirley" -- Leslie Nielsen, as Rumack, in Airplane!

(On a sidenote, there's something about how we never cite the actual screenwriters, isn't there, but rather the actor/director/movie title whatever. Yes, I do it too, you'll have noticed, hence my observation.)

I'm going to destroy the forest.
But I'm only going to do it once, so try to pay attention.

"Ideas are bulletproof" -V
"I just want to wish you good luck. We're all counting on you." -Shirley from Airplane
"I once ate some fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy." -Brick Tamland
"I am a god, and I will not be bullied by some big g-OOF ACH OW DOOF AUG oww...." -Loki

More:
"Take the four dollars man!" -The dude, The Big Lebowski
"Watch out for that first step, it's a doozy!" -Ned Ryerson

So many more:
"They have spears twice as long as a man!" "Yes, but some men are longer then others"

"Ah, and some men's spears are longer then others"
-Braveheart, one of the less memorable quotes

"Good Morning. And if I don't see you again, Good Afternoon, Good Evening, and Good Night!" -Truman Burbank

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****!" -Rhett Butler

Not strictly a movie quote, but: From Discovery's "How The Universe Works" or somesuch, roughly,

"If life is discovered elsewhere in our solar system, this will disprove once and for all that life is unique to earth."

I swear. LOL.

Postal is a sucky movie, but it has a few good quotes.

"T1: The fat man is at the buffet!
T2: What?
T1: I repeat, the fat man is at the buffet!
T2: What the **** are you talking about?!
T1: The van is at the entrance, *******!"
-The Terrorists

"Postal Dude: Look, I'm chased by an apocaliptic cult and Terrorists!
Girl: Yeah right...
Terorist: JIHAD!
Cultist: APOCALYPSE!
*shoots both of them*
Girl: OK, I believe you now...

Thank you... for teaching me what I'm fighting for; but my father taught me how.

- Oliver Queen

"Kiri, kiri, kiri..." -- Eihi Shiina, as Yamazaki Asami, in Audition (Ã…dishon) O_o

"Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!" - Dale Arden in Flash Gordon

Let off some steam Bennett...
(arnold schwarzenegger)

"I had the best teacher."

"Bull****! You had the best!"
-From Eraser

Ed Tom Bell: Alright. What we circulate? Lookin' for a man who has recently drunk milk?

No country for old men.

"I had the best teacher."

"Bull****! You had the best!"
-From Eraser

This one's just kind of iconic.

"Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what you're gonna get."

From Forrest Gump