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rick073
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you gots to destroy the random stuff that comes at you!
(im choosing random stuff from whatever)

first!dancing cow!!! http://www.chathamjaycees.net/DancingCow.jpg 300/300hp

tee hee

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rick073
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rick073
2,754 posts
Peasant

whoops forgot some stuff

defences: nothing
weaknesses: to be discovered
resistances: none

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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Ten minguns, aim, BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM KAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Job done.

rick073
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Peasant

...

ok then cow=steak

next enemy! zergling 500/500hp(health not to scale)
defences: zergling 50/50
zergling 50/50
zergling 50/50
weaknesses: to be discovered
resistances:radiation

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i use chaos blast on the zerglings.

DavidLS
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DavidLS
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Nomad

I use a tank to detroy it's defence.

TheCheeseMaker
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TheCheeseMaker
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Nomad

I throw a monkey with aids at it ( to weaken its immune system with HIV/AIDS).

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i shoot molten lava over all zerglings.

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

zergling 200/500hp(health not to scale)
defences: none
weaknesses: fire
resistances:radiation
status:burrowed(-50 to all dmg), sick(50 dmg every turn)
xAyjAy: extra damage! weakness discovered!200 dmg to main zergling 40 to others
sonic: 100 to main
cheese: the zergling now sick
david: defence=dead

the zergling burrows underground(extra defence)

DavidLS
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DavidLS
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Nomad

I let a mole army attack it.

TapTankHero
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TapTankHero
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Nomad

I summon a taptank with a hero operating it!

Doombreed
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Doombreed
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Templar

I believe that Zerglings=slime or something like it so if they are, i would like to attack to the next stuff that comes with a chopper. If they are not, then i attack to them.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i throw 1000 fire balls over the zerglings. then i summon a big fire mole and let him attack the main zergling.

rick073
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rick073
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Peasant

the last zergling dies

next up! kitty sniper! 1000/1000 hp
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/sniper-cat.jpg
defences: none
resistances: mice
weaknesses: to be discovered

DavidLS
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DavidLS
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Nomad

I send a dog sniper to attack it.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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Blacksmith

i send the swat.

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